In effort to make the world a little lighter in light of recent depressing events, may I present this fine picture of male goodness.

Yes I like him.

Yes I would even take a phone----call, phone call, from him.

Yes he can be an ass, are not all of us asses at some point in time?

Yes he spouts off about things like he has a case of the verbal trots.

But here is what he is not:

He is not a whack job scientologist.
He is not some little man trying to be a bigger man by giving out harmful info about subjects he does not know.
He is not in fact a closeted homosexual, in so much denial a certain whack job church has him convinced he is in fact straight.
He is not an over actor, big nosed freak.
He is not a dumb ass, brain washed, doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground dweeb.
He is not Tom "dumb ass, thinks he knows it all, but doesn't know shit" Cruise.

Oh yeah, he is much better looking and quirky then that ass of an oaf I just mentioned.

That is all.
Now back to your regularly scheduled rantings.

:)
Robyn