So Very Tired....

I am so very tired. More bone tired, worn down then sleepy. I suppose it is leftover from the damn shingles. It sucks major ass.

So, as I try to make a post to the blog everyday, I have noticed a few things. I am in love with spell checker, because I am a horrid speller. I wouldn't be able to write a readable entry without it! So I use spell checker eveytime, and I have noticed some funny things. When I type freakin, it pulls it out as misspelled. So one of the words it uses as a substitute is, wait for it, wait for it----foreskin. Yep, foreskin. Instead of freakin, I could have foreskin!! In honor of that, I am going to write a paragraph next, and when I spell check it, I will use the suggestion, no matter what it is!

Because I live in the foreskin land of the youngster, I get to watch some interesting shows. I get to watch a show about a circus clown, a show where grown ups dress up very strangely and sing about foreskin cauliflower, and then of course the wiggles, and then the Koala Brothers.

The weirdest out of these has to be the foreskin DoodleBops. This is a show where grownups dress in what looks like foam clothing, and hair, big ass Mickey mouse like gloves, and face paint. It is so bizarre. So very bizarre. Of course this means the kids adore it.

Then the freaky circus clown show. Jojo's Circus. No not Jojo the sloppy monkey boy, but Jojo's foreskin Circus. What I want to know, is if Jojo thinks people will constantly ask her what she learned during the day as she goes through life. Personally I think it would be foreskin funny if when they all sang the what did you learn today song, if she went off and said something totally not Disney like.

Gee Jojo what did you learn today? I learned that I am a paranoid schizophrenic, who really hates when I have to tell all you stupid gits what I learned. You were here, you tell me what you think I learned, and maybe I won't go mental.

Yeah that would be cool.

I want Disney to have shows like:
Kenny's Momma Is a Crack Whore
Ted is a Tranny In Search of Cheap Reconstructive Surgery
Bobby Browns Cartoon Special: Why Ike Turner Is My hero.

Things like that.

Yes, I am in a weird mood, blame it on the tired! I do. No I am not on the vicodin anymore, although it is ever so tempting!