With A Name Like Little Ernie, What Can You Expect?

Well it is official. I have a large number of white trash in my extended family. Well, one family segment in particular.

My mothers brother Ernie. His wife Donna, which should be DogNut, because she is about as pretty as a dognut. Their children. Well two of their three children. Aye carumba.

My uncle as he ages, starts to resemble a rat. Literally. I wanted to give him a hunk of cheese, and set out a big rat trap for him. He is a moron. A lying, thieving moron. A lying, thieving, stupid as shit moron. You understand, I do not like the man. Family or no, he is the prime example of why abortions should be post natal in some cases. BTW, that is a joke, if you don't like it, well can't help you there. Anyway back to the genius that is Ernie. He married DogNut, after he knocked her up. She immediately took a dislike to my mom, for whatever reason. She is the devil incarnate. She turned my uncle who was raised catholic, into some holy roller, snake oil church member. I cannot tell you how many times he went up to my mother and told her she was going to hell because she was a catholic, and that he "had his ticket to heaven." Hope it is refundable, cause there is no way he is going to heaven, if there is a heaven. He stole from a dead relative, like right after the relative died. He stole from the family after both my grandpa and uncle died.

She, well lets just see. She drank heavily while pregnant. Three pregnancies. Three times she was basically a drunkard for nine months. Then when the kids were out, she would use whiskey to quiet them. I shit you not. Then when my mom was pregnant with me, apparently her oldest had German measles. Well she didn't tell my mom till after she had been around him. Well basically that could cause a lot of problems for the unborn baby. Needless to say my mother was livid and scared. It got worse from there. Here is a link for info on German measles and pregnant women: measles link

Well of course their child is as near retarded as one can get, and still not be labeled retarded. He is a firebug, and a moron. I have nothing good to say about the little freak. Cannot stand him. Wouldn't be surprised if he is a closet case rapist/murderer.

The second child is a major fuck up with 5 kids and one on the way. He is not so bright, but not retarded either. He joined the army because he would be living the high life in the army. This was like two years ago. He is older then me, he should know better. Needless to say he didn't like having to take orders from others, who happened to be younger then him, and more fit then him. He served in Iraq, and came home and is now on non active duty. I basically feel bad for him. He has not a clue.

The first child, well he is the best out of the three. Well at least now he is. After he came out, things were right as rain. Sadly he had to string some poor girl along and get married first, before he would admit he was gay. I have no issues with him other then that.

Anyway, Ernie the older, well everyone has their eyes on him and his wife Dogula. They will try to get their hands on anything in my grandma's house. He is not the executor. He has no right to anything other then what my grandma left him. Yet he will try to lie cheat and steal things away from everyone else.

It is never dull I tell ya. Well not for my family!