How bout a three way with corn hole thrown in?

No. The title is not a title from a porno movie.

I live in Cincinnati. Home of the morally oppressed. Yet in this fair city, we regularly have three ways, and play corn hole. Now we can even have a hot firehouse threeway. Or you can have a fourway.

You can play corn hole with strangers, or even family. There are even corn hole tournaments. Yep it is by far a strange mix.

It was brought to my attention, by a friend who is not from here, that that is not a phrase one normally sees on a billboard.

I had not even considered it. I guess when you grow up with threeways, you get used to hearing about them, and all their many varieties. I myself have even had a threeway, and when I was feeling especially adventurous, a fourway. Sometimes, I even had the need to play corn hole, and it didn't matter who I was playing with.

So what exactly might I be talking about? I know that there are those who may think this is all about sex, and immorality. I can tell you this couldn't be farther from the truth. I know that there have been many a priest, nun, preacher, politician, and child who have had these same things.

What I am talking about is not sex. It is not dirty, although you may have to wear a bib for the threeways and fourways, and you will most likely get all sweaty and hot from playing corn hole, but I assure you, it is nothing that is morally repugnant!

I am talking about spaghetti, chili, cheese, onions, and beans living together. I am talking about a wooden board with a hole in it, through which you toss a bag filled with dried corn.

I am talking about past times in this city that have names that are second nature to those of us who have lived here, but very odd to those who have not.

Love yourself today. Go have a threeway and play some corn hole.

;)