I had Momo and Spenser with me, and they proved to be a useful set of noses! We sniffed perfumes out the wazoo, but we found one we could all agree that Nana would like. Elizabeth Arden Green Tea. Got her the matching lotion as well. It smells really good, I may have to buy some for myself!
Taking two children to the mall is always interesting. Especially when the two children in question are lady charmers.
Spenser who has the best blue eyes, from two brown eyed parents, knows how play women already, and that always surprises me.
He is 6, how does he know to say these things to women? And to top it off, he will hold a door open for a woman, and as she passes say:
"Ladies First!"
This always gets them. They then have to stop and compliment him on how polite he is (hey I am not complaining, I am glad he is), and then it turns to the how cute he is thing. He eats it up with a spoon. Looks like the cat that ate the canary! Cracks me up!
Then you have Momo, who is going to look like Gary Dourdan when he gets older, down to the wonderful green/grey eyes.
But being the lady killer he is, he knows this is not enough. He engages them in conversation. It kills me. He is fawned over so much, that it is the rare occasion when we go out, that nothing is said to him. Today it was him, looking at the various women as we walked in the mall, and saying:
"Hey, how are you? We are going to McDonald's!" eyelash flutter, big grin.
To which the assorted 8 or so women all responded by stopping, and looking down at him, smiling, and cooing. Yes literally cooing:
"Well aren't you just a handsome boy. You get to go to McDonald's, that sounds like fun!"
To which he said:
"I'm gonna get chicky nuggets, mmmmm!" Smile, smile, eye lash flutter.
He had them eating out of the palm of his hand. He and Spenser both could have asked for something outrageous, and most likely they would have been given it.
"Say, we like that (insert most fantastic boy toy thingie ever) can we see it?" Flutter.
"Sure, here look, my you boys sure are cute" Coo coo.
"Wow, we sure would like to have this. You see this woman here with us, is the wicked witch, and she only allows us out in the sunlight, on the 20th of every month. This sure would help pass the time between outdoor visits." Grin, grin, flutter, flutter, pout.
"Of course and while you are at here take the farm that goes with it" Mean snarky look to me, who of course must be a witch because I insist they behave like polite creatures, instead of yelping wild dingos they would like to be!
And that my friends is what it is like to be with not one, but two ladies men! So very amusing!
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