Give Birth Silently My Ass

I would like to thank the stupid prick who thought that was a grand idea. Oh yeah, it was a man who was most likely certifiable.

Did I mention I detest scientology? Nothing more then a cult, hell bent on controlling people whilst stealing their money. What I find interesting is that a lot of the celebs that have brain washed, are high school drop outs. Coincidence? I think not.

So the closeted midget dwarfs brain washed child bride is supposed to give birth silently. Hmmm. Me thinks that maybe he should try passing a watermelon through his pee hole silently. I seriously doubt the dumb ass could do it. I mean he would first have to contact the press. Then he would have to act like he didn't know they were there. Then he would have to try to appear straight, which we all know is the best acting job he has ever had, only he isn't paid for it, and he still sucks as an actor, because well if he was any good, no one would suspect he was gay.

Not only give birth silently, but then not talk to the kid/watermelon for 7 freakin days. Excuse me? Not talk to the little thing you birthed? When it has heard nothing but it's mother's voice for the previous nine months. Possibly it had even heard the sheer screams of horror from said mother type person while copulation was taking place. Yeah, silence is just what the child type person needs for 7 freakin days.

Here is what I want to know. Will the baby type person be seen by a doctor? I hope seriously that it is healthy, because for whatever reason I think the doctors will not be allowed to see the baby type person for 7 days as well.

I still think people should storm the closeted midget dwarfs house and remove Katie by force. She is obviously suffering from Stockholm syndrome. Free Katie!