What do you get when you cross depressed girl with no food intake and an alcoholic beverage?
Drunk quick!
I am having a vodka cranberry, mmmmmmmmmmmm. I think I ate one saltine today, and I barely choked that down, because my fucking teeth are killing me. I have lost somewhere around 6 pounds in less then a week, holy cow! Yee haw! Let's here for stress! Woo hoo!
Did I mention I am depressed, with a huge D? I am!
I am embracing the darkness. Fuck sweetness and light. It doesn't get you anywhere except stuck at home when what you really want to do is get away. Heh.
Oh yeah I had a shot and a half of chocolate chip cookie liquor. That is really yummy stuff. I am buzzing already. I am an easy drunk, woohoo!
Life is great man, just fucking great.
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