Today I get to go to a place where reality does not exist.
I get to frolic where lazy is rewarded and hard work, snubbed.
I get to go to a place where bullies reign supreme, and peons, well are treated like dirt.
If I am lucky I will get to be in the outside area, in near 100 degree temps, because being inside, means I have to deal with the higher ups, who are all a bunch of morons...
At least the flowers don't talk back.